Nothing to see here. Just another sick, perverted Fed messing with a slave. Of course, if you or I joke around at airport security we’re in deep trouble. But not these people. They’re our masters, and we’re here to amuse them.
After pulling her laptop out of her carry-on bag, sliding the items through the scanning machines, and walking through a detector, she went to collect her things.
A TSA worker was staring at her. He motioned her toward him.
Then he pulled a small, clear plastic bag from her carry-on – the sort of baggie that a pair of earrings might come in. Inside the bag was fine, white powder.
She remembers his words: “Where did you get it?”
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